I love music, coffee, my iPod, my mac, my kids, movies, and video games. Possibly in that order.
May 11th, 2013
THIS FUCKING GUY
I’M LOSING MY SHIT
HES BACK
WHAT
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April 19th, 2013
Okay so my mom called me downstairs. I completely misunderstood her tone of voice and mentally prepared myself.
For the wrong thing.She was laying on the floor. Turns out she had tripped. On her slippers. She stood on the front of her slipper and fell flat forewards.
I think my mom is Dino, guys. I told her I was going to compare her to someone but I wouldn’t tell her who. Mom, I’m comparing you to Dino. I mean, just the way you fell and how I found you. It was gold.
You’re a horrible daughter and you should feel horrible for this post.
February 24th, 2013
Go home bird, you’re drunk.
Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are!
Playful behavior
In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile Common Ravens are among the most playful of bird species. They have been observed to slide down snowbanks, apparently purely for fun. They even engage in games with other species, such as playing catch-me-if-you-can with wolves, otters and dogs.[77] Common Ravens are known for spectacular aerobatic displays, such as flying in loops or interlocking talons with each other in flight.[78][79]
They are also one of only a few wild animals who make their own toys. They have been observed breaking off twigs to play with socially.[80]
“Stop trying to make snow angels, you already have wings”
“YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME”
*rolls around everywhere*
“I don’t know you”
*walks off*
Ravens are so cool!
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November 27th, 2012
November 15th, 2012
November 2nd, 2012
Sorry about definition. Buy the paper magazine~~~
Scans from Esquire UK (December Issue)
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November 2nd, 2012
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November 2nd, 2012
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[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Wake up in excruciating muscle pain. Take codeine and fall back asleep. Wake up in excruciating stomach pain.”]
JFC My life in one meme.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrkdavtZb1qi36g3o1_400.jpg)
[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Wake up in excruciating muscle pain. Take codeine and fall back asleep. Wake up in excruciating stomach pain.”]
JFC My life in one meme.
October 25th, 2012
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October 25th, 2012
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